F.O.U.N.D.E.R.S. : aka Harry Potter meets Merlin meets Friends meets Brooklyn Nine Nine, probably
Howard Charles as Godric Griffyndor
Angel Coulby as Helga Hufflepuff
Aiysha Hart as Rowena Ravenclaw
Richard Armitage as Salazar Slytherin
Before they were famous, before they founded a wizarding school that would last through the years, and before they were the brightest witches and wizards of their age, they were four twenty-somethings with a lot of talent and not a lot of future.
Through a series of mishaps and miscommunications, the four all end up occupying the same house. Egos clash as four very different personalities must learn how to coexist.
(Godric works at a local pub, Helga works as an all purpose maid/nanny for a wealthy family, Rowena is a tutor for young children, and Salazar is a duelist for hire.)
- The One With the Snake: Salazar finds a baby basilisk in the woods and brings it home. Helga thinks it’s cute. Rowena and Godric, however, are not so sure.
- The One With the Midsummer’s Eve Party: Helga’s bosses put her in charge of planning their Midsummer’s Eve Party. Given that she’s also meant to be looking after their three children that same day, she enlists Godric, Rowena, and Salazar to help. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
- The One With the Duel: Godric manages to get himself into a duel with someone far stronger than himself, and Rowena, Salazar, and Helga all attempt to get him out of it.
- The One With the Wedding: At the end of an incredibly stressful week, the four go out drinking. They wake up the next morning to find that Godric is gone, Rowena is stuck on the ceiling, and Helga and Salazar accidentally got married.
- The One With the Muggles: Rowena decides to temporarily live as a muggle to learn more about their society, and Helga convinces the others to join her. Spoiler alert: they are not great at being muggles.
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